This needs context: Charmaine's status message was "speak only if you can entertain"... and limericks are the only way in which I can, really ;) ... so, here are the limericks that passed to and fro in the conversation:
there was a girl who, tongue-in-cheek
whenever bored, would entertainment seek
she told her friends
do make amends
and only if you can entertain, speak!
(some conversation)
Me again (a quartet):
and now that you have, she spake
do keep me entertained, for heaven's sake
or stop wasting my precious time
and go away, offline, invisible, you slime!
Charmaine:
it's good i don't have to explain
you're only here to entartain
you're wasting my time
when you don't rhyme
and even then half the time you're so lame!
Me:
and now that I have to keep this up
I have to keep making up, making up
and the road I choose
to avoid the noose
is to use my cup to fill up my cup!
(ie, writing about writing to entertain, sigh, metaphor)
(conversation, and then bye-byes...)
Tell me you liked them! :)
Tell me you liked them! :)
I did. Especially the last one. Very entertaining. :D
ReplyDeleteu seem to use way too many innuendos :P
ReplyDeletedo u inspire nikita? (i'm so getting stabbed for this...!!)
Hehe... was the innuendo thing a compliment? ;)
ReplyDeleteDo I inspire Nikita... hmm, even I haven't asked her. ;) I hope I do encourage her. :D
I was feeling pretty bored(irritated, actually) before I read them(probably because I blew my topology paper today), so the limericks came as a nice change, after the bit conceited "Look at birthday cake!" post...
ReplyDeleteInnuendos...in this case are wholly in Madhura's distorted mind. Umm...sorry Anonick,you don't really 'inspire' me (hold on a second, Madhura's into innuendos! This is proof!)Like your style though.
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