There was a bad-in-bed man of Kent
Who believed it extremely importent
To have intercourse
With horses and whores
He was so bad, they turned impotent!
A mathematician, for consistency, pined
Although it took him long years to find
The logic he destroyed
With the proof he toyed
And now the poor sod is undefined!
There was, in the days of old
A man with a penis of pure gold
But his wife was so hot
When an erection he got
It'd melt, shifting to another mold!
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