Llamaricks - 3

 OK, you must be thinking these will never stop. I promise this is the last instalment.

 

 These are very good, by Eta C, another BAUT poster:

 

A camel named Aaron Abraxas,
Asked a llama he met in Caracas,
"Take me south to Peru,
We'll go straight to the zoo,
And make fun of those silly alpacas."

 

A young llama from Cuzco Peru,
Was once lost and had nothing to do.
It took leave of its mama,
But missed Lake Titicaca,
And wound up at Machu Pichu.

 

 And a take on this classic limerick:

 

 There was a young gaucho called Bruno

 Who said, if there's one thing I do know:

 Women are fine,

 Sheep are divine,

 But llamas are numero uno. ...

 

 My take on it:

 

 An limerick writer named Bruno
Said "Good anapests I do know"
Flies and fleas are fine
And Nantucket is divine
But llamas are numero-uno!

 

 That's all... do comment :D.