18 May, 2006

Tom Cruise, and Revenge by bees

Sometimes Hollywood celebs drink booze
And their opinions are worthy of snooze
Case in point, is
(you bet it is!)
The Sciento-master freak Tom Cruise!!


OK, another poem:

"Swarm, swarm, bees!"
In a fit of anger, Farmer Jack yelled
He was taking revenge
On this neighbor who had his tree felled.

The bees approaching,
Farmer John ran
"IT'd be better, I say
If I hanged from a fan."

Was crime was his?
That he was so attacked?
(Surely, felling a tree ain't
Like a whole network hacked.)

What was he going to do?
He hid where he thought best
But, the bees entered the place of rest
Farmer John thus died in the loo.

ROFL... darn, no comments yet... please respond, gimme some feedback. :)

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