I posted a sexual limericks post some weeks back, here's one again ;-).
NOT safe for work... lol!
No one would have sex, only grunt
On seeing the woman's huge cunt
She explained, when a child
She was a teen, very wild
And she had sex with an elephant!
OK, that was sick... lol. Here's another one
I do not ask for a pretty mermaid
I just want a strong and firm aid
With nice conversation
In my love relation
And, yeah, a passage for my spermade
And the last one:
A sight of cleavage, or even a bra
Or even animal sex, lion, zebra
Will turn on a man
Who's a huge fan
Of the cute little pill called Viagra!
Hope you liked, and didn't mind the obscenity. The last time I posted, there were calls to go "all the way"... have I crossed a line? Naah... er... I guess ;-).