Limericks - 30/10/2006

Well, I'm sorry I did not post for the past few days. :-) My next post will continue my movie series with a review-cum-appreciation of "The Godfather".

Well, so here are a few limericks to (I hope) lighten your day :-) :

Cant a guy be allowed to relaxi?
Just as I was catching a taxi
My friend observed to me
"Grow thin, if want a beauty"
But, Tell me, can't fat girls be sexy?

Holidays:

Work, work, is not what I want
I don't even want to read Kant
I just wanna sleep,
Say words like... *bleep*
And no studies around to haunt! :D

And, finally, a surreal tri-limerick:

Beneath the bottomless

As my PC pulled a clever trick
And my chair did stunts aerobic
I fell through my carpit
Into a bottomless pit
I began to get claustrophobic...

Finally, when, I fell to the ground
I discovered a toxin-scented mound
Now's need to scream
To get out of my dream
But I was not at all asleep, I found!

Although it hurts, the constant pinching
I'll try and get out of here, inching
My climb of four feet
Of the endless peet
As I come out, I die in a mob lynching!

Hope you liked them... I'll try to make a more meaningful one next time ;-).
Do comment.