10 August, 2006
It's a serious warning, this one: This post contains sexual references. Read only if you're comfortable with em ;-) .
Well, there're people who say that limericks must contain sexual innuendo. While I don't subscribe to the opinion (fun can be found at other places too) ... I do like, as everybody does, limericks with sexual innuendo. Many can be found here. I've written some, kinda inspired by the ones at the link:
One rather nice camel in Iran
Did what anyone would, and can
When she felt her master
Beginning to get faster
She just pushed him out, and ran!
Slowly, surely, it begins to take form
The crown jewel of the kingdom
Anything it sets it's eye on
Is heavily blowed upon
When it's done, unleashes a storm!
There was a young man of Cuttack
Who liked not boob, but buttack
His troubles grows-ed
Because when he dozed
His head found the wrong place to tuck
Lol... but that last one was forced... I dunno if I'm good at sexual limericks. Anyway, do comment... I'll try to improve. :-)