Here is funny poem by my classmate and friend Ashwini ... Do comment. It's nicely rhymed, and well written. :-)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, and wanted sumthing to eat,
His mouth watered when he thought of soft, tender meat.
When he saw Mary, an idea came to his mind
he thought what gravy would go best
With the lamb that tagged behind.
He came up behind and caught it
The lamb could just squeal
He cooked it well and ate it
Enjoyed his cruel meal
He thougt Mary'd be angry... but she paid no heed
For she believed less in talk... and more in deed.
The next day Mary made many omlettes, with coriander and cheese
And everyone far and wide got a share of these
There is a lesson to be learnt from the occurence thus far
Never trifle with someone when an egg is all u are!!!
-- Ashwini Karandikar