I'm returning to my limericky hobbies after a looong time... so here goes nothing(= some lims ;-) )... Do comment :-).
I know it's not a good excuse
And my behavious may be obtuse
But my creativity needs
A boost, and it feeds
On the motivating power of my muse!
And the muse is you guys! You motivate me to do more :-).
Great inventions are, I admit, rare
And grow so popular everywhere
But some ingenuiety
(which also causes pity)
Is to be found amid the Totally-Absurd-ware!!
It's a funny site, do visit it. Also check out a funnier one: Uncyclopedia ... it's cool!!! Friggin' cool!!!
Today, declared the Powers-That-be
We have issued a brand new decree
Rhyming continues till three
At four should be stopped
(If ye write no. five, ye shall be mopped!)
The keyboard is a mighty tool
But the mouse is nobody's fool
It's especially handy
When yer viewing "candy"
And someone sees you drool!
OK, time for a traditional third-person limerick:
Mister Frank once gave an exam
He was caught in a copying scam
"I had no friggin choice"
He said in a sorry voice
"Fully filled was my brains RAM!"
Well, I hope my return after the hiatus has been good. I'll keep posting. :D Have fun, people, and comment!