Glass Eye

There was a man from Mumbai
He once took out his glass eye
laid it on the floor
hit it for a four*
The only question is... why???

Everyone asked the eyless man
Why didn't you just throw it, Stan?
"I could've," he said
"But, my head
was lousy, drunk, and didn't know I can."

*A four is a cricket shot, like a home run in baseball ;).