In a town somewhere, maybe (garlicy) France
Live the garlic eaters, doing their garlic dance
Garlic is what they eat
No vegetables, no meat
They even stand in a garlic stance!
They love garlic like nothing else
In their town, only garlic sells
Nothing else, I say
Believe what you may
If you go there, experience garlicy smells!!!
It was all well until one fateful night
The Garlic eaters had a huge fight
When morn came
Nothing was the same
And they all were out of sight!
What hapenned, that night in France?
Myth says, a guy named Lance
Settled the fight
All ate garlic all night
And jumped into the lake in a garlic trance!!!