A blind man was old and frail
Wrote of his troubles by mail
The prez ignored
And the man roared
"In a blind world, everyone would read Braille"
Here's a limerick based on chat-lingo
"Hiiii asl!!!" "100 none nowhere... lol!"
"Oh, I get it, yer n a** hole!!"
"Oh, wht abt u?..
U r liek bird flu!...
Hehe, not stopping I am on a roll!!!"