Some limericks again!

Well... I hope the fun never stops ;-). Here is one limerick:

A candidate giving speech for election
Suddenly got, on the stage, an erection
He became the scapegoat
But he got all the vote
Of his area's women-section!

I always try to be creative, but that's not always possible. Here is a kind of limerick I created... I call it the " footnote-limerick". ;-) The five lines have five footnotes, which form another limerick:

Why is my calendar still on January? ... 1

Why isn't it even the same century? ... 2

Why is the time wrong ... 3

Why playing an oldie song? ... 4

Am I going back in time (for free)? ... 5

1 It's July when I'm writing this lim

2 It's the 12th now (can see yer dim)

3 Well, it is, ya know

4 I do like the tune, tho

5 Maybe I downloaded a freeware time sim.

It's the first of the kind, I think. :D

And here's a funny one, I think:

"The have and havenots", "The wedded and wedless"

I can make my own: "The bedded and bedless" *

It's wednesday,

The bedless say,

"This limerick writer has GOT to be headless"...

Do comment :D.